Wake up from a wretched dream where I'm being persued by a group of Second World War German soldiers armed with machine guns and, very curiously, long spears. I escape into the Venice canals to the soundtrack of "Bridge Over Troubled Water" being sung by Dennis Hopper who has a long grey beard and no legs, I must stop eating cheese before I go to bed!
This is officially "Jellycat day" where I spend virtually all day optimising the jellycat "search by animal" pages but first it's a quick trip to the flower market, check emails, breakfast, phonecalls, several deliveries and I'm ready.
Todays CD, playing on the laptop, is the brilliant Nick Caves "The Boatmans Call", an absolute must for every true music fan.
Sorting jellycat into individual animals is a cracking idea, not only is it easier to find the appropriate toy but it also gives the opportunity to optimise the pages specifically, so the cats page found at http://www.fleurtations.uk.com/jellycat_cats.asp centres around Loppy Cat and Pickles Cat. I realise of course that to a complete outsider this sounds like total jibberish but to the "Webmasters" fraternity it's wholly understandable.
Finish at around 20.00 and decide on a gentle amble to the pub, I'm beginning to sound like a rampant alcoholic.
By the time I leave the pub I really do sound like an alcoholic, tonights "put the world to rights" topic has centered around the governments lack of investment in nuclear power because it's not a popular vote winner, giving rise to the very real prospect of the lights going out in just over 5 years time. The potential use of hydrogen as an alternative energy supply was touched upon but soundly lampooned on the grounds that a squirrel farting would be enough to detonate an entire shipment!
Arrive home, watch the recorded highlights of Match of the Day, which when later tested upon couldn't remember a single fixture never mind goal, must stop drinking it can't be good for you. Goodnight.
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